hello, I’m Angela :)Tumblr (3.0; @carbmother)http://carbmother.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93ae0577472b6fdbf163097f85be1521/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6cfd2de40edf0546676f5d094b10580c/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6d7143694fc77ae5772030657fbfbdb/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/175278950013/via-rebellenoire" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/rebellenoire/status/1011026671288377344">rebellenoire</a>)<br/></p></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279365860http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279365860Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:00:19 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janemba.tumblr.com/post/129000126317">janemba</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279342290http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279342290Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:59:28 -0600<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cc8309617778e259e307c694cf41a3c/tumblr_p5fkw0a3qd1wf6mp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279340010http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279340010Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:59:22 -0600<p><a href="http://pull-like-hematite.tumblr.com/post/175279202607/thebootydiaries-me-can-you-tuck-me-in-them" class="tumblr_blog">pull-like-hematite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebootydiaries.com/post/175275264957/me-can-you-tuck-me-in-them-you-handed-me-a">thebootydiaries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> can you tuck me in</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>them:</b> ??? you handed me a shovel</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/myHwEGF8QRKh5NthMly9xRQ">@markofthekindred</a></p></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279327525http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279327525Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:58:52 -0600<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4b34a999e1ba6cf66b7ef4ca38a827f/tumblr_odvg9hlpsm1vxq7w3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279322555http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279322555Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:58:40 -0600<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb4d6149a5601cd60a5ad51101c8e235/tumblr_p9odhgP32E1qzh2nio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://professorevilbadpaingiver.tumblr.com/post/174492641541/this-is-the-mood-to-ends-all-moods" class="tumblr_blog">professorevilbadpaingiver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is the mood to ends all moods</p></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279296220http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279296220Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:57:46 -0600<p><a href="http://gogret.tumblr.com/post/172675530912/me-do-you-know-what-flirting-is-the-kiddo-yes" class="tumblr_blog">gogret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: do you know what flirting is?</p> <p>The kiddo: yes. It’s um when you’re trying to be polite to someone but also you’re in love.</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279261415http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279261415Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:56:19 -0600<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3777e6d51d3c1ca587d9fa3c280bebb/tumblr_p3wgqqq1S61v9pyzno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e57b4049b66ca514faf1fd72794b0f5/tumblr_p3wgqqq1S61v9pyzno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gotsickofmyoldurl.tumblr.com/post/170800701101/chuckdrawsthings-the-duality-of-cat-for-those" class="tumblr_blog">gotsickofmyoldurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chuckdrawsthings.tumblr.com/post/170693393843/the-duality-of-cat" class="tumblr_blog">chuckdrawsthings</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the duality of cat</p></blockquote> <p>for those unaware of the recent meme development</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="310" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c00cff490bb25f6a54b67ddab6f53dd2/tumblr_inline_p41q1gu4rm1qi1nux_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4823190894ba000cf54419b5cfa5cec2/tumblr_inline_p4d49hcuQB1rgczzm_540.png" data-orig-height="310" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c00cff490bb25f6a54b67ddab6f53dd2/tumblr_inline_p41q1gu4rm1qi1nux_540.png"/></figure><p>the cat evidently changed her stance on banana</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279254505http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175279254505Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:56:02 -0600 <video id='embed-5b32ca98c440b026055704' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_paujtnNsBL1x9lelt_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":198,"hdUrl":"https://carbmother.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6W9GRrOPaJAExJsNIL84Og/175251133365/tumblr_paujtnNsBL1x9lelt/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_paujtnNsBL1x9lelt_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://carbmother.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6W9GRrOPaJAExJsNIL84Og/175251133365/tumblr_paujtnNsBL1x9lelt/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://pocmemes.tumblr.com/post/175249591178/pocmemes-pocmemes-childish-gambino" class="tumblr_blog">pocmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://pocmemes.tumblr.com/post/175216889123/pocmemes-childish-gambino-apparentley-stole" class="tumblr_blog">pocmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://pocmemes.tumblr.com/post/175216391698/childish-gambino-apparentley-stole-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">pocmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Childish Gambino apparentley “stole” “This Is America” from Jase Harley song “American Pharoah” (2016)</p></blockquote> <p>Jase Harley responds</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e997647a3155e38aea6a7d26cb718e5/tumblr_inline_paukodSKWm1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="918" data-orig-width="1434"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/248a453c21f52f0f76392440b92b339f/tumblr_inline_pawd71qdno1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="918" data-orig-width="1434"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1170" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e532dc6a483ba76b4e18bca43a83d4ae/tumblr_inline_pawd70Dv371ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1170" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175251133365http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175251133365Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:56:36 -0600 <video id='embed-5b32ca98c499c082022896' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nv5jh4uMZz1tm203i_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://33.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nv5jh4uMZz1tm203i_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://carbmother.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6W9GRrOPaJAExJsNIL84Og/175251006015/tumblr_nv5jh4uMZz1tm203i" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/164186907912/itsthethiopian-itsthethiopian-sonnettywap" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsthethiopian.tumblr.com/post/132128554547">itsthethiopian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsthethiopian.tumblr.com/post/132128387177">itsthethiopian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sonnettywap.tumblr.com/post/129739453187">sonnettywap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY</b></p> </blockquote> <p>yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mnq0mvGNqfQEA4IvpYA7wdg">@guyanese-beauty</a> he really sounds like a skinny ass white guy that grew up in a trailer park i’m dead</p> </blockquote> <p>THE LAST PART OMG</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175251006015http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175251006015Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:52:18 -0600<p><a href="http://xcom2.tumblr.com/post/159849229178/fresh2definitely-keep-dancing-baby" class="tumblr_blog">xcom2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fresh2definitely.tumblr.com/post/159849208914/keep-dancing-baby" class="tumblr_blog">fresh2definitely</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Keep Dancing Baby…</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="226"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9185e0c3e02bbe11a21fd60f6aa83e51/tumblr_inline_ooskkceJem1tcdwcp_500.gif" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="226"/></figure></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175245995180http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175245995180Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:56:56 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sewercritter.tumblr.com/post/133391221489">sewercritter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me: google give me a <i>gentle coyote</i></p> <p>google:</p> <figure data-orig-width="236" data-orig-height="296" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93516b5c4d7072f5d5fd302bf0e83dfa/tumblr_inline_nxy84p1wxl1txgxs3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93516b5c4d7072f5d5fd302bf0e83dfa/tumblr_inline_o2k2fmatUA1qgk4m1_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="236" data-orig-height="296" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93516b5c4d7072f5d5fd302bf0e83dfa/tumblr_inline_nxy84p1wxl1txgxs3_540.jpg"/></figure><p>me again: omg thank yuou so much..</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175245993055http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175245993055Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:56:52 -0600<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c266a28da8ecb86a7e0a588559ec2e4/tumblr_mmphx1btKD1qhh7tbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://instagrim.tumblr.com/post/50293312119">instagrim</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>proof that I have time traveled</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217694775http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217694775Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:18:02 -0600<p><a href="https://lewdrobots.tumblr.com/post/170754898512/lewdrobots-jadenvargen-i-like-elephant-seals" class="tumblr_blog">lewdrobots</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lewdrobots.tumblr.com/post/170754755377/jadenvargen-i-like-elephant-seals-in-theory-cos" class="tumblr_blog">lewdrobots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jadenvargen.tumblr.com/post/170754541975/i-like-elephant-seals-in-theory-cos-they-look-so" class="tumblr_blog">jadenvargen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them</p></blockquote> <p>I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="551" data-orig-width="974"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2e0471a0d4cd66e316498a6d422b6e14/tumblr_inline_p3zjlpr5Y41qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="551" data-orig-width="974"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="573" data-orig-width="860"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f49f0006c30983e18ea1e18c747c9c35/tumblr_inline_p3zjm71Z2e1qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="573" data-orig-width="860"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="549" data-orig-width="869"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/86afe7f3326fed372dd8740bd980257d/tumblr_inline_p3zjmijOAF1qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="549" data-orig-width="869"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="541" data-orig-width="916"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c75817009a5c10beaf22a7cee757b2c/tumblr_inline_p3zjmoXnol1qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="541" data-orig-width="916"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="548" data-orig-width="970"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/58ae25521c7e4fcf0c965041621bdd4e/tumblr_inline_p3zjn5N2iu1qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="548" data-orig-width="970"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="899"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6fd496aa4f87ca05a446dd6a641901fc/tumblr_inline_p3zjncRWF81qdqj73_540.jpg" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="899"/></figure></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217644275http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217644275Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:16:14 -0600 <video id='embed-5b32ca98c51f6590915984' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_paj5sqyeQO1u29b2j_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":13,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_paj5sqyeQO1u29b2j_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://carbmother.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6W9GRrOPaJAExJsNIL84Og/175217609165/tumblr_paj5sqyeQO1u29b2j" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://cactusrabbit.tumblr.com/post/175184067633/monteswisha-a-bird-in-the-hand-is-worth-a" class="tumblr_blog">cactusrabbit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://monteswisha.tumblr.com/post/175014821887/a-bird-in-the-hand-is-worth-a-thousand-words" class="tumblr_blog">monteswisha</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words</p></blockquote> <p>Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank. </p></blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217609165http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217609165Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:15:02 -0600<p><a href="http://straightpeoplereceipts.tumblr.com/post/174390236897/wlw-weed-loving-woman-mlm-marijuana-loving-man" class="tumblr_blog">straightpeoplereceipts</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://straightpeoplereceipts.tumblr.com/post/174390180542/wlw-weed-loving-woman" class="tumblr_blog">straightpeoplereceipts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wlw (weed loving woman)</p></blockquote> <p>mlm (marijuana loving man)</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217602610http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217602610Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:14:50 -0600<p><a href="http://an-actual-lion.tumblr.com/post/175188818646/hey-everybody-guess-what-i-learned-today-so" class="tumblr_blog">an-actual-lion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey everybody guess what I learned today </p> <p><br/>So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)</p> <figure data-orig-width="649" data-orig-height="157" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f789510881d183d898437e27c101698f/tumblr_inline_paszrhbvCL1unlevx_500.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="649" data-orig-height="157"/></figure><p>You wanna know what else this guy is known for?</p> <figure data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="220" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/575c6eb0c1414be617bc730ab7c36c8b/tumblr_inline_paszrhNjkg1unlevx_500.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="220"/></figure><p>Ya Know;;; Toto, <i>the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa</i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c8939eebf3ca84caeb61405a87fc133/tumblr_inline_paszyf2y2v1unlevx_540.png" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><h2><b><i>*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*</i></b></h2> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217597320http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217597320Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:14:40 -0600<p><a href="http://sailorleo.tumblr.com/post/118242017875/the-full-saga-of-tiny-stan" class="tumblr_blog">sailorleo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="579" data-orig-width="591"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/30452f550aa4d8fc826f7b501f23a459/tumblr_inline_nnwk9iM8CD1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="579" data-orig-width="591"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="572"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47ecb5ef6cf6c4ce7949ad0f5848d3c6/tumblr_inline_nnwk9xtgM11qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="572"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="588"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f38f1b3fe51e29fea3f6afb4c624c54e/tumblr_inline_nnwkab7L9h1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="588"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="146" data-orig-width="588"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a44c6810fac62ff7d5546e67ca93db59/tumblr_inline_nnwkanGwyk1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="146" data-orig-width="588"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="560" data-orig-width="384"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69528d3bf86e91bc3c8924ae1da8fcc9/tumblr_inline_nnwkaxVWxo1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="560" data-orig-width="384"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="398"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/460886b2fbb57c2b28011040ebcd96e5/tumblr_inline_nnwkbbnmMa1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="398"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="571" data-orig-width="592"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9757c5eced67c8bf1c14375bba18059b/tumblr_inline_nnwkbp1hQP1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="571" data-orig-width="592"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="588"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0019bc9a2575e05f16438bd469a717c8/tumblr_inline_nnwkbz3OHu1qh3qa0_540.png" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="588"/></figure><p>the full saga of tiny stan</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217578035http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217578035Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:14:00 -0600 <video id='embed-5b32ca98c5c5d746713654' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='300' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mokdhy6ZPy1qlhhx4_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":74,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://25.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_mokdhy6ZPy1qlhhx4_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"150"}}' > <source src="https://carbmother.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6W9GRrOPaJAExJsNIL84Og/175217555015/tumblr_mokdhy6ZPy1qlhhx4" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://ifreakinglovemarshmallows.tumblr.com/post/174904285148/paperboyjosh-moriarty-if-you-think-shrek-3" class="tumblr_blog">ifreakinglovemarshmallows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://paperboyjosh.tumblr.com/post/160469880028/moriarty-if-you-think-shrek-3-sucks-think" class="tumblr_blog">paperboyjosh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriarty.tumblr.com/post/53239180176">moriarty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you think shrek 3 sucks think again</p> </blockquote> <p>I think about this moment all the time</p> </blockquote> <p>Bards really be like that</p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217555015http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217555015Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:13:09 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonbinarygoth.tumblr.com/post/149607736524">nonbinarygoth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille </p> </blockquote>http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217498530http://carbmother.tumblr.com/post/175217498530Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:11:10 -0600